one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
"i’m gonna get a boyfriend this year"
"here come the nightbloggers"?
excuse me? i live in alaska. where i live, we have night for weeks at a time. check your day/night privilege you cisgeographical fuck